i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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