all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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