I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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