Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
