she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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