wat bout pragnant strippers??
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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