Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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