I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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