Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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