I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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