She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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