Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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