the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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