I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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