Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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