I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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