i think my tv is drunk
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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