You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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