People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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