i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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