Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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