How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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