Me too!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My balls are so social today.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Someone shattered a urinal.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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