So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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