who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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