ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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