I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
porn star boner night. come get it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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