also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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