We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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