I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have post one night stand depression
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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