Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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