Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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