In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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