Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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