honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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