I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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