But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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