she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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