Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
please don't ironically join a cult
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