How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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