My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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