What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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