It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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