Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up under a house in Key West
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