Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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