I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Randomize
