He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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