I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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