Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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