Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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