My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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