My pussy is not your playground.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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