I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Enjoy the penises
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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